Any questions? Pictures of me. I’m 20, from a very small place in a very big state, also known as Texas. I’m into guitars, sports, and stuff most people would find weird. I’m laid back, easy going, and a self-proclaimed comedian. If you wanna know anything else, just ask.Tumblr (3.0; @tpatetx)http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5e75yFNv1rrddq9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/36795118438http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/36795118438Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:55:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fdzoSCX41ruk17ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fdzoSCX41ruk17ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://captainshitlord.tumblr.com/post/34208186166/sp00kywh0re-catodoom101-just-a-reminder-the" class="tumblr_blog">captainshitlord</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sp00kywh0re.tumblr.com/post/34206745791/catodoom101-just-a-reminder-the-natural-diet">sp00kywh0re</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catodoom101.tumblr.com/post/34009285514/just-a-reminder-the-natural-diet-of-these-birds-is">catodoom101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ve blogged this before can’t help it</p> </blockquote> <p>birds are freaky as shit man i don’t get it</p> </blockquote> <p>badass birdies</p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/34218157223http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/34218157223Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:07:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uar93YTF1qgsazuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tatrtotz.tumblr.com/post/31371600374/huffpostpolitics-andasfortakingitinstride" class="tumblr_blog">tatrtotz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostpolitics.tumblr.com/post/30972503241/andasfortakingitinstride-salon-he-was-the">huffpostpolitics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andasfortakingitinstride.tumblr.com/post/30968078955/salon-he-was-the-first-man-id-met-who-wasnt">andasfortakingitinstride</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salon.tumblr.com/post/30881713854/he-was-the-first-man-id-met-who-wasnt-afraid-of">salon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><span id="internal-source-marker_0.4001492493305756">“He was the first man I’d met who wasn’t afraid of me.”</span></strong><br/><span></span><br/><span>-Hillary Clinton, “When Bill Met Hillary”</span></p> </blockquote> <p>how cute are they.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow, this photo</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t handle this.</p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/31384389450http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/31384389450Wed, 12 Sep 2012 00:26:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96s94pPY61r7a5cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/30008428864http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/30008428864Wed, 22 Aug 2012 23:11:29 -0400Brand newJesse Laceydeja entenduyour favorite weaponthe devil and god are raging inside of medaisy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g82hJcuQ1qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. MY LIFE HAS CHANGED.</p>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/29020839758http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/29020839758Wed, 08 Aug 2012 21:32:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rqah9XIn1qayayao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rqah9XIn1qayayao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rqah9XIn1qayayao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rqah9XIn1qayayao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742973238http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742973238Sat, 04 Aug 2012 23:58:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qg4edCLt1r1sq8ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742735523http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742735523Sat, 04 Aug 2012 23:54:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y7gpbmRe1rr0gy8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nakedovergron.tumblr.com/post/28309299521/billhitchert-fakmybitthole-what">nakedovergron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://billhitchert.tumblr.com/post/28304213442/fakmybitthole-what">billhitchert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fakmybitthole.tumblr.com/post/28302964805/what">fakmybitthole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yac6KS3O1qf6sfi.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><span id="post_tags_wrapper_28309130764"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_28309130764"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/MOISTURISE-ME">#MOISTURISE ME</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span class="tags draggable"><img height="247" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcijs9Hls1qm6lfu.jpg" width="482"/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742618551http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28742618551Sat, 04 Aug 2012 23:52:44 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Honw9i_m9hI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weneedalaugh.tumblr.com/post/28723309461/okay-funniest-thing-ever-trust-fall-anyone">weneedalaugh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay. Funniest thing ever. Trust fall anyone?</p> </blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28741892820http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28741892820Sat, 04 Aug 2012 23:41:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tuoqpxeQ1qa0bn0o1_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tuoqpxeQ1qa0bn0o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tuoqpxeQ1qa0bn0o9_r5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tuoqpxeQ1qa0bn0o10_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.tumblefunny.com/post/28633513035/follow-this-blog-itll-make-your-dash-light-up" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/r1WWa"><strong>Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic</strong></a></p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28660785185http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28660785185Fri, 03 Aug 2012 19:51:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82az7rX0Q1r7a5cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little sketch of Raiden. Nothing fancy, I just have so many Metal Gear things going through my head right now.</p>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28468438592http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28468438592Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:52:19 -0400RaidenMGSMetal Gear SolidCyborg NinjaSnake<p>SO MANY METAL GEAR FEELS ARE SURFACING RIGHT NOW.</p> <p>I love the whole MG/MGS series. So much.</p>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28464249606http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28464249606Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:37:00 -0400SnakeSolidusLiquidOcelotSOPGOP<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zz7kqFdN1qk6pzlo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374730063http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374730063Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:49:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zzkndBLE1qje41uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374551695http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374551695Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:46:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8004aO4Yf1qcdwcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fivefootinflipflops.tumblr.com/post/28371540497/some-mashup-goodness" class="tumblr_blog">fivefootinflipflops</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Some mashup goodness </p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374060499http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28374060499Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:39:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800snxupr1qzs8b1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://intergalacticspacedemon.tumblr.com/post/28372530808/his-first-casting-call-in-1995-im-utterly" class="tumblr_blog">intergalacticspacedemon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>His first casting call in 1995… I’m utterly depressed now.</p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372992935http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372992935Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:24:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800ttdAI91qcaa3qo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://squallluis.tumblr.com/post/28372593790/i-dare-you-to-tell-me-community-isnt-one-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">squallluis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I dare you to tell me community isn’t one of the best shows on TV.</p> <p>AdventureTime,Batman,StreetFighter,SesameStreet,CalvinAndHobbes awhhh YEAH!</p></blockquote>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372949683http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372949683Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:23:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800w5KJYR1rp59p0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372867835http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372867835Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:22:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz92e9Cf891qfb46yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372814213http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372814213Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:21:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ogffR55U1qhzv6oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372519244http://tpatetx.tumblr.com/post/28372519244Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:17:02 -0400